In honour of Chocolate Week, here’s one from the archives, first published in the Telegraph: January 2001.
(Above: Juliette and Victoire on set - photo from my own collection.)
The village square is dusted with a light covering of snow. A number of people in hats and winter coats…
*pretends to be mentally stable*
see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder